At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must atypical recruit 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criterion. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (to poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put trough excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and must assertive pledge, however wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boy-friend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.