Jack employs his younger brother Cal to work as a bouncer at his new club, which attracts the likes of Jools, Kathleen and Pedro. Feeling that he's living in Jack's shadow, Cal sets fire to his brother's fiancee's wedding dress, accidentally burning down the club as a result - Cal goes on the lam. Meanwhile, Tatty witnesses a statue coming to life in a burnt out church. Called Amy, she only has a short amount of time on this earth, she must recieve a kiss from her true love between midnight and sunrise. Cal appears to be her ideal suitor, but he dosen't know that her time is running out.

Mitchel ('Colin Farrell' ) just got out of jail and wants to stay legitimate but his friends involved in the messy London underground fear him and wants him to join them again but Mitchel tries his best to stay away. He gets himself a job as a bodyguard for a retired actress Charlotte ( ) who is still hot news for the paparazzi. Mitchell, through his friend Billy eventually meets the underground Don by the name of Gant ( ) who wants Mitch to work for him because of Mitch's reputations. While working together Mitch and Charlotte fall in love. Gant asks Billy to get the guy who sent Mitch to jail but it turns out to be the wrong one, Gant kills the guy in front of Mitch and lets Mitch know that he has to work for him now that Mitch has seen him commit the murder but Mitch refuses. Gant keeps trying to force Mitch to his side promising him good ranks...

A frustrated music business executive accidentally creates a band called F**K and has to find a group of talentless no-hopers to take on the music industry and become rock stars.